oh edward… i must admit that you sound damn fine, which is completely wrong because you are 17 years old… well, you're not but still, you're in a 17 year old body.
but wait… you're really like a century or so old. and yet you're dating a teenager. why you dirty, dirty old man!
having said that, i have to point out one frustration about the book… if i have to read about edward telling bella that it's not safe for her to want to be with him one more time, i'm going to need to bash the very hardcover of this book right onto my forehead.